Source: Cashmoneys
Price: $4.20 (Approximately £3.50, with the option to donate.)
Where To Get It: Itch.IO

Content Warning: This is an adult only platformer.

Okay, so I reviewed this one way back when. Why am I coming back to the adventures of a tanuki who unwisely drinks tea made from leaves found in the forest, and gets fucked?

Well, it’s because it got an interesting update. Folks… The deer. Is real. And he’s a bit of a jerk.

The majority of the basic game remains unchanged. You’re a tanukki girl who can jump, and hover for a short period, and you use this to get around the world, collecting enough leaves to make some tea. At which point, you get fucked, and… Then the additions kick in. The deer is not only real, the fucker steals your pants. And now there are eyeballs with various hairstyles (mostly pompadours, which I thoroughly approve of. We need more pomp in the world), that crowd around you, bouncing you between them and bouncing back. Considering that falling into a pit now loses you some clothes… Well, now you have multiple endings for each loop of there, back, and there again.

Aesthetically, also, it is unchanged, still a pleasing pixel style, with the addition of another musical track to the game that fits the mood of its moment well. And this, folks, is where my trouble comes in. Because, you see… The game retains its style. Its music remains good (god-damn do I love the main theme, chill and horny at the same time.) The mechanics remain good, and what I found frustrating last time (certain jumps being finicky as hell) also remains the same. I don’t even feel the need to mention the other collectible of the game, because it’s just as easy, or difficult, to get as the tea-leaves, and can be found with the same routing. It retains its sense of humour, and made me laugh a fair bit (as well as sympathise with our poor, sleep deprived protagonist)

So I have to write this paragraph and the last, in order to ensure that a game that remains just as good, just as playable, just as enjoyable, in order to pad what amounts to “If you want a lewd platformer, this one’s a jolly good buy” to a length I consider reasonable for a review. Dastardly cad that I am, hehe.

The Mad Welshman would not steal someone’s pants if they were too small for him. Maybe. Possibly.

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